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burningupasun:

Then again— have you ever heard the one about the junkie who was satisfied with just one taste of the good stuff? …Neither have I.

1 month ago
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2 months ago
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Shosh, you’re a cruel drunk.

More like, “Shosh, you are a treasure.”

2 months ago
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synecdoche:

behindbobsburgers:

A message from Loren Bouchard:

no new episodes til march 9th. then we return with the most important episode of television ever. get ready.


oh man
oh man oh man oh man

synecdoche:

behindbobsburgers:

A message from Loren Bouchard:

no new episodes til march 9th. then we return with the most important episode of television ever. get ready.

oh man

oh man oh man oh man

2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Orange Is The New Black Season 2 Teaser [x]

3…2…1… GO!

2 months ago
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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

2 months ago
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stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

2 months ago
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2 months ago
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I’ve got some real hot pics in here. There’s one of me as a sexy mayor, looking out the window, deciding the future of my city.

2 months ago
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sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”