ESTJ / embarrassingly old / falls in love with fictional characters and strangers on the subway / probably shouldn't be on here right now

expect a lot of quality sitcoms, doctor who, glee, harry potter, anything related to the whedonverse, friday night lights, mad men, and the west wing

you can check out my ships up there. top three atm are brittana, jeff/britta, and beslie. also, i am a huge naya rivera fangirl. i mean, i just really think we would be good friends. we could sit and watch crappy reality tv and retweet preschool gems all day. it would be awesome.

The Abed to my Troy. <3

 sparkles being snatched




bitemeharder:

A discovery of witches in your pants

I have a few options:
One Day IN YOUR PANTS
A Storm of Swords IN YOUR PANTS
American Gods IN YOUR PANTS
and since I&#8217;m about to reread it and it&#8217;s a good one&#8230;Catching Fire IN YOUR PANTS

bitemeharder:

A discovery of witches in your pants

I have a few options:


posted 1 month ago with 41,642 notes (originally from aiiim)
#LOL i'm a 9 year old boy did you know that

  1. robotnymph42 reblogged this from rawremilyyy and added:
    The Left Hand of Darkness in Your Pants
  2. soharborcoat reblogged this from wingsandtails and added:
    The Pale King in your pants HAHAHAHAHAHAHA must use all the time now Wolves of the Calla in your pants……….not as good...
  3. yukidaruma24 reblogged this from purpleismynerd and added:
    The three musketeers in your pants
  4. kookykat reblogged this from pragmatichominid
  5. roolovesanimals reblogged this from feverdream32 and added:
    The Hunger Games in Your Pants lol sounds sexy ; )
  6. authenticcheese reblogged this from sessamezmerd and added:
    The Hunger Games in your pants. hmm, I don’t think I have a problem with this.
  7. chelseaisdope reblogged this from sessamezmerd and added:
    Along Came A Spider in your pants.
  8. sessamezmerd reblogged this from rosezemlya and added:
    The Lost Colony in your pants …. …. lol.
  9. christian-louboutin-sales reblogged this from theinvisiblegirl64
  10. feverdream32 reblogged this from emm-cat and added:
    The Sound of the Beast in your pants. Pretty fitting in my opinion.
  11. emm-cat reblogged this from darrendappercriss and added:
    The Horse and His Boy In Your Pants well.
  12. down-but-n0t-out reblogged this from fidothecanadian and added:
    a history of modern Russia in your pants
  13. senkansan-war reblogged this from superspecialawesome and added:
    Why Smart People make Money Mistakes in Your Pants… pfft
  14. ashtennoelle reblogged this from drifter-gypsy
  15. drifter-gypsy reblogged this from jakeeto and added:
    Their Eyes Were Watching God In Your Pants I win.
  16. gabe-souporta reblogged this from never-ever-wanted-this
  17. gabe-souporta reblogged this from never-ever-wanted-this and added:
    A Study In Scarlet IN YOUR PANTS
  18. never-ever-wanted-this reblogged this from jackassislife and added:
    The Picture Of Dorian Gray in your pants
  19. mychemnarglesfalloutatthedisco reblogged this from thepopcornbeast and added:
    Sherlock Holmes in your pants
  20. corrodedarceus reblogged this from likewitchesatblackmasses and added:
    Break No Bones IN YOUR PANTS. I would hope not!
  21. live-fast-and-die-fast-too reblogged this from samanthaspeed and added:
    Following Christopher Creed: In Your Pants Fullmetal Alchemist volumes 7,8 and 9: In Your Pants
  22. jader-tater reblogged this from samanthaspeed and added:
    Perfect in your pants
  23. samanthaspeed reblogged this from kdragons and added:
    LIFE: IN YOUR PANTS. Lol. It’s Keith Richards bio too.
  24. kdragons reblogged this from gryffinwhore-love and added:
    I’m actually reading multiple books at the moment so I’m going to try this on a few of them Too Many Curses in your...
  25. justcallmedavner reblogged this from strayakuma and added:
    Inheritance In Your Pants
  26. music-is-my-escape-627 reblogged this from theinvisiblegirl64
  27. theinvisiblegirl64 reblogged this from buttheymarrybrunettes and added:
    The adventures of Sherlock Holmes in your pants LOOOOOL
  28. thepopcornbeast reblogged this from buttheymarrybrunettes and added:
    The Statistical Probability of True Love in Your Pants
  29. buttheymarrybrunettes reblogged this from ugly-naked-moran and added:
    Great Expectations…In your pants.
  30. andinabreath reblogged this from lower and added:
    Bowerman and the Men of Oregon in Your Pants. OMG.
  31. lower reblogged this from peekadora and added:
    The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay in Your Pants. As long as they aren’t in my pants.
  32. an8trackmind reblogged this from peekadora and added:
    The Man In Lower Ten….in your pants. Oh.
  33. dreadxpiratexsteph reblogged this from merthurslovechildinthetardis and added:
    Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in your pants.
  34. peekadora reblogged this from molto-bene-on-my-pene and added:
    When Things Fall Apart… in your pants. That can’t be good.
  35. likewitchesatblackmasses reblogged this from vetfortheinsane and added:
    LEGION IN YOUR PANTS.
  36. gryffinwhore-love reblogged this from withoutabox and added:
    Deadly Little Voices in your pants. Hmm…interesting…..Lol
  37. thepenlesswriter reblogged this from tranquilchaos28 and added:
    A Single Man in your pants
  38. baekho-the-white-tiger reblogged this from danirya and added:
    The Art of War in your pants. XD
  39. futureastronaut93 reblogged this from vivalahannahk and added:
    The time traveller, in your pants. I tried.
  40. clevertits reblogged this from futureastronaut93 and added:
    A Game of Thrones in your pantsMmm
  41. tiffyinthemaking reblogged this from nothingis1314 and added:
    The Awakening in my pants. Top that.
  42. vivalahannahk reblogged this from withoutabox and added:
    The hot zone, in your pants. Omg
  43. withoutabox reblogged this from clarityovercertainty and added:
    American Gods in Your Pants.
  44. clarityovercertainty reblogged this from tissue2 and added:
    Middlesex in your pants. hehe…it actually works.
  45. procrastinationimminent reblogged this from torirockets and added:
    A Clash of Kings in your pants. Oh god.